Tuesday, June 14, 2016

I Am Not Asking, Because I Really *Don't* Want To Know

Tomorrow is the last day of school.  Today, Thing One and his classmates collectively gave their homeroom teacher, a man whom they like very much, the following gifts:

1) Live crickets
2) Hot cocoa mix
3) A very creepy-looking doll

I assure you, a la Dave Barry, that I am not making this up.

I did enquire this afternoon whether any of the crickets had escaped.  Fortunately, the answer to that question was 'no.'

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