Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Murphy's Other 15 Laws

Too funny...had to share.  #6 is my favorite!

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
7. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90%probability you'll get it wrong.
8. It is said that if you line up all cars in the word end-to-ends someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
9. If the shoe fits, get another just like it.
10. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty.
15. When you find you cannot do anything and have failed at even doing nothing......Run for a Congress seat.

1 comment:

  1. A Treasure Pool of Wisdom......Thank you for sharing. I indeed will Pass It On...

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