Check out the soccer shorts below. They belong to Thing One, who wore them in one of his own games rapidly followed by another game that he guest played in. As you can see, he spent a fair bit of time on the ground...those boys play rough. The back of his jersey was actually worse, but I didn't have the presence of mind to take a photo of it before putting it in the wash.
Will somebody please explain to me why 13 year-old boys would be given WHITE uniform shorts? I never understood the existence of white baseball pants either, back in the days when my boys played baseball. There's just not enough bleach in the world some days!