You could have bought this outfit for Halloween. It's called the Delicious Women's Phd Darling Sexy Costume.
Apparently "Delicious" is the name of the company that makes it and not an attribute of the costume, although you could be forgiven the assumption...looks like it might be stocked next to the edible underwear at Frederick's! Bet I'd have earned my Ph.D. a lot quicker if I had one of those, but at least I know how to capitalize and punctuate the abbreviation...some small consolation. ☺️
If you want a few minutes of entertaining reading, click through to the link above...some of the reviews are really funny. I'm too tired tonight to go off on a rant about the objectification of women in Halloween costumes in general and this one in particular, so I'm choosing to be amused instead...please take the rant as stipulated!