Petunia is 9. At this stage of her life, her primary sport is soccer. Since both boys play soccer as well and Thing One in particular lives and breathes it, she has absorbed somewhat of a soccer-centric worldview. However, during the break between the fall and spring soccer seasons (when the teams are on a more limited winter training schedule) all three kids play Rec basketball as well. Since they play for a soccer club in a town that is about half an hour away, they don't go to school with any of those kids, so this is their chance to play a sport with their friends, plus it also lets them use different muscles for a season. Anyway, it sometimes gets interesting when young kids whose primary sport is soccer are suddenly trying to figure out how another sport works. (Remember a few years ago when Thing Two assumed that shinguards are part of a standard baseball uniform until we explained that he was only wearing his because he never had time to take them off between soccer practice and baseball practice??)
So, yesterday Petunia was talking about her basketball coach and where he plays her during games. She said: "I wish he would stop playing me at back. I'm much better as a guard," mixing the two sports in the process. I reminded her that there is no such position as "back" in basketball. Ironically, the term she was looking for was "forward." Both backs and forwards play right in front of the net in their respective sports; can't blame the kid!!