Is that not the best title for a news article EVER? I absolutely had to share it.
In other news, my head is absolutely full of gunk and I am drowning in it. Beyond foul. I am doped up on cold meds and trying fruitlessly to breathe through my nose. If this bug does not get shaken before the weekend I will be most unhappy. Universe, listen up: sick at home is NOT how I want to spend my few days of peace and quiet!
And it's supposed to rain all weekend, too. Murphy's Law, you're a real piece of work.